OK! When you read this, keep in mind that I wrote it for someone specific, so if you hate an element make sure you go to elizardbits's journal and tell her how she messed up your story ( Read more... )

You really won't believe what happens under this cut.

( Unexpected Plot Twist 2/3 )

The title of this file is storyofshame.

That should tell you what you need to know.

This was written to entertain Liz, don't expect it to be good.

( Unexpected Plot Twist 1/3 )

Ok, so someone else got my yuletide pinch hit ( Read more... )

This is the thing that Liz goaded me into writing today for her entertainment since there was nothing on tv.

You could call this a crossover. But let's get real, it's FACT.

( Nothing much happens, but there's a cameo. )

Alright. So this story was written for this prompt: Eames does not just like having hot mansex with Arthur. He also likes sexing up the ladies. All kinds of ladies, all kinds of sexings. This is exactly what the label reads. Exactly. Well...you'll see. Or not, depending on if you read it.

warning: ~artistic use of tenses.

( Still life with Eames )

You know how people post chat transcripts instead of typing up a synopsis post? Yeah ( I'm gonna do that now )

Ok, so this is a flashback in my "Saving People, Hunting Things" story. It got so long that I decided to just post it here and link it on the meme since I didn't want to have to break the junk down into comment windows.

This one works as a stand alone, really. You just need to know that instead of dreamers, the dudes live in a quasiSupernatural ( Read more... )

Today I had to chase my own dogs with a broom because they cornered a possum under the deck and I couldn't get them out. The difficulty level of this stage in the game of my life was compounded by the fact that I was wearing slippers and there's ice all over the ground so I kept sliding and almost falling down. Also: I am deathly afraid of possums ( Read more... )

This is a prompt fill for cobweb_diamond on the kink_meme. I was starting to think there would never be more of a kink element involved than clothes/shopping porn. Which was actually ok by me. Apparently Eames disagreed. Ahem ( Read more... )